WATCH THIS GOAL (JUST BECAUSE)
This post isn't MLS-related, nor does it have anything to do with U.S. soccer. It's just a guy scoring a goal that's dropping jaws around the globe.
If you don't already know about 26-year-old Papiss Cisse, you will after viewing the clip above. That's the second goal in his brace Wednesday, during Newcastle United's 2-0 win over Chelsea. He's got 13 goals in 12 matches for Newcastle. (Think the Union could use him?)
Watch the video. Thank me later.